And I move that we ban all teens from the building. And next– Sorry, remind me of your name again. Tommy, how is the rat problem?Īlex: Okay, thank you Tommy. Okay, I see our building super is here with an update on the Rhoden situation. Milos: Yes, I start? Thank you so much.Ĭhloe: No, no, no. Google translate: I need to milk faucet, so make destruction.Īlex: Mr. My question is what is my $600,000 rent due?Ĭhloe: On the first of the month. I’m in 5-F, the 300 square foot studio with no toilet and no windows. I just want to be a pain in the ass.Ĭhloe: Okay, well, thank you Mr. And what is your question?Ĭhet Fillmore: I don’t have one.

Where did that city go, man?Īlex: No idea. It goes CBGBs and Iggy Pop would puke on your face and we liked it. My question is what the hell happened to this city? What’s the danger, man? Was the art? Back in my days, it was all pimps and whores, junkies and perverts all over Time Square. And I’ve been a pain in the ass ever since. I bought the top three floors of this building in 1971 for $1. Kevin: What time does it start, I have to knowĪlex: Wow, that should be fun, huh? Okay, next.Ĭhet Fillmore: For those who don’t know me, I’m Chet Fillmore. My name is Robert and I let it slide at first. But many of you have come to believe my name is Jamarcus. Okay, looks like our doorman, Jamarcus wants to say something. Hear that? Hear that? I will go to the news with this if the machines are not fixed. I wash my 13 year old son’s socks every week, but a day later, tada, they turn hard is the rock.

The laundry machines in this building are a disgrace. I was asking as a courtesy.Ĭhloe: Miss Quincy. I would like to formally ask the board’s permission to kill my neighbor’s loud, stupid, yappy dog. I don’t live on the roof, so I’m not paying it.Īlex: We’re just gonna send you another bill.

Delessio: What the hell is this? You raised my maintenance fee up $12 this month. But remember we are all neighbors in this building. Okay, well, we will now hear tenant complaints and concerns. Punkie: Then why am I even here? Shame on you.Ĭhloe: Wow, she left. I know we usually have coffee and Dunkin munchkins at these meetings, but I forgot to pick them up. Alex: Okay everyone, welcome to the first tenants Association meeting of 2022.

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